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futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(Source: felfs)

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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy)

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chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

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mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

(Source: think4yaself)

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the boston tea party

  • usa: oh look at all this tea
  • england: NO
  • usa: it would be a shame
  • england: amerICA NO
  • usa: if something
  • england:
  • usa: were to
  • england:
  • england:
  • england:
  • usa: happen

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that-assbutt:

paint-covered-fallen-angel:

wretched-fallen-angel:

megstielshipper:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

earthbound-fallen-angel:

flushed-fallen-angel:

eremiel-fallen-angel:

avenuequed:

dont-turn-out-the-light:

Do you?

WHAT THE HOLY HOT FUCK MAN

FUCK YOU ALL NOW IM NOT GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT

What?! I’m pretty sure i never dropped a human! °^° or..did i? hmm..

I don’t think I have ever dropped somebody … but if I have, terribly sorry.

I do this just to fuck with people.

GABRIEL

Gabriel, no.

Gabriel, yes.

Gabriel, no!

that-assbutt:

paint-covered-fallen-angel:

wretched-fallen-angel:

megstielshipper:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

earthbound-fallen-angel:

flushed-fallen-angel:

eremiel-fallen-angel:

avenuequed:

dont-turn-out-the-light:

Do you?

WHAT THE HOLY HOT FUCK MAN

FUCK YOU ALL NOW IM NOT GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT

What?! I’m pretty sure i never dropped a human! °^° or..did i? hmm..

I don’t think I have ever dropped somebody … but if I have, terribly sorry.

I do this just to fuck with people.

GABRIEL

Gabriel, no.

Gabriel, yes.

Gabriel, no!

(Source: )

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throwtheedgars:

missdiddlez:

kayyas:

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.


I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 


yes but guitar hero jack 





Jack is just a national treasure

throwtheedgars:

missdiddlez:

kayyas:

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

image

I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

image

yes but guitar hero jack 

image

image

Jack is just a national treasure

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